When i receive messages like this, the only thing that comes to my mind is ” Biibi, Who have you offended please?”
This is not the first of this type of message i’m receiving and i’m very sure i’m not the only one who gets such bit-size nonsense. I mean, what is this? did i lock your spirit inside a bottle that you will start my day with such…..LIKE REALLYYYYYY!!!!
NEW WORD!!
Azontodieitis The condition of one not being able to stop doing the "azonto dance" pronounced: "AZONTO-DIE-IT-IS" Funmi: babes are you okay? Biibi: after you azontoed yesterday, i began azontring and ended up with "azontodieitis"
GUESS WHO MET DOTSTAR….
Funny . We decided on the day to go . Yet we found out how popular we are that same night . Where do we start ? First we decided to dress down ,as we were not at all gingered to attend the event , but we had to support our boys Paul and SB . Dress code > chinos/leggings and a top , a tad of makeup and Out the door . Got there , usual banter , people saying hello and smiles and wudups ! See the thing is we were promised free VIP , but then we got stopped at the door and were asked to pay , without asking Paul paid for us . Well the music was nice and all, din notice dot star till the end and he was rather friendly.That night we met a Anita ,who’s first words to us Were ” who are these bibii and Funmi girls ,I’ve been hearing their names too much, it’s annoying ” lol we thought “huh what the heck ” . To be honest we were quite baffled and curious to know what she’s been hearing . She was a bit waved but we soon realised that our names were popular for the right reasons > for being jovial ,fun and a bit crazy . But hay, it’s agood thing right . Once again after party at Stephanie’s . Dotstar was there aswell . So I and B’ as live people were busting jokes with him and everyone , and to end the night we got up and Azonted , and even got people Azonting along . We left and on our way home we walked past a strip club, where we met the lovely oyinbos who tired to lure us in but nehhh . But it was a good laugh though , a nice conversation . Two minutes later , we saw a random man with his hands down his trousers itching the hell out of his balls and for some reason started following us . Let’s just say we ran home . Lol .our rating for the night .6 .
Nando’s Drama
So me and B’ took ourselfs to Nando’s for dinner . As usual drama followed us . First we ordered for our usual ( chips ,chicken ,creamy mash ,rice and coleslaw ) . Got to the till .1:Card declined . Ehnnnnnn . The funny thing is that two days before I got an automated call from my bank about fraud and I ignored it . To avoid embarrassment B’ swiftly paid . 2: I ordered before her and got mine 20mins after her . 3: the desert we ordered took over half and hour to get to our table and when it finally landed in front of us , surprise surprise , tiny excuse for pastry and ice cream . What we still wonder is, why it took so long to come ? So tiny yet took time to prepare, after complaining and being appoled we woofed the thing ..lool .
Enroute Cocktails but we found ourselves at Kasbah
So one Monday after lectures we felt like going out for cocktails at moretimes in coventry so we invited one of our friends lee, and off to moretimes we went. got there at about 11pm and it was closed. We weren’t very impressed and decided to go to kasbah since we were out already. Kasbah was such a good night! Dint start off peak but it ended peak. Shots were 80p :o it was unbelievable!!!!!! We got like 3rounds of 6shots each lool I can assure u tho that those shots were water and sugar. It was sweet and had no effect whatsoever on us. They had free face paint and we thought it would be cool to get so we did :p The “toilet banter” was defiantly on point haha. We met a woman from Nigeria selling sweets and giving out toilet paper and stuff like that and she had this epic song she made up that got all the girls singing. It goes like this “you don’t need a boyfriend, get yourself a lollypop” hahahahaha The night was full of banter, we also met lee’s friend tobi, he goes to school in Nigeria but he was here for holiday…….and that’s how that day went I guess Xx
FATIMA’S VISIT
Met Fatima in Nigeria when we were in year 10 and we’ve become really good friends since then. Fatima goes to university of Birmingham and she came to Coventry and funmi and i decided to take her to the castle for some cocktail- you know, show her the good side of “cov”…….Long Island Ice Tea and black jack shots it was :D
Some just don’t give up do they?
This is how it all began . One beautiful Sunday afternoon . After church walking back to my room . Approaching my accommodation , ” excuse me,please ,a moment please” . Turned around , it was a guy, a guy I noticed was looking at me in church . I was quite shocked he had followed me home . We began to talk. , he asked for my name and I asked for his . Small talk . Then he opened his big mouth to ask for my number and I said ” jayjoe egerton-shyngle ,add me on Facebook ” he laughed and I said goodbye . The story for the past three months continues on Facebook .. I don’t know if I should laugh or feel sorry for him . I told my family about it and they asked me to delete him from Facebook and be very careful . But my beautiful friend B’ (devil child ) advised me to give him a chance imagine ! Lol
Biibi: i thought about it again and realized encouraging him might cause unnecessary bite-size banter so i stopped replying him lool
plus the number i gave him was our housing agent’s number not her’s *covers face*
Was learning how to make a blood clot shooter because the name was Catchy and it looked appealing but wrong was I. That probably was the most disgusting thing i’ve ever tasted. Don’t try a ‘blot clot shooter’ please blehhhh
Biibi’s signature cocktail “really” :p
I called it really because the first thing I said after tasting it was REALLY?! . I’m sure you’re thinking, which normal person would just wake up and say they want to make cocktails. Well jamz’s grandad died so she was in London and FJ went to Bristol and I was home alone with nothing to do. Decided to take a trip to the city centre, bought myself a new sketch pad and sone water colour and whilst doing that, I thought it would be a good idea to make my own cocktail judging from the cocktails iv tasted. So yup, can’t tell you the ingredients cuz then it wouldn’t be a secret anymore so yup that’s that :p
Not Another Drink Up (Part 3)
By the end of the night the security patrol had come 3times, desire walked home alone or rather, found herself at Stephanie’s house, my blackberry stopped working and we all passed out. 8 am that day mayowa and I had a bad hangover but u could not sleep or take time out to rest because I had a lecture at 1pm and a test at 5pm. Read throughout the day and my test went really well, can’t wait to see the result tho. But I’ve gotta say dehydration was the order of the day for us 3.
Not Another Drink Up (Part2)
Lol. So after FJ had agreed to my drink up plan I went into town and bought some glasses shaped like straws I had spotted about a week ago. The drink up was a mad success we made some crazy ass jello shots 3 different flavours and we played this rather interesting game “pong” or “ping pong” not sure but it had “pong” in it…..
Not Another Drink Up (Part 1)
So at approximately 2.15pm on thursday, B’ BBm’ed me saying “do you want to have a drink up ” I said “when” and the crazy woman said tonight . Uni-Life , I jumped on it . She showed up at about 7pm with a box filled with alcohol . Let’s just say , we got lickeeeeed!!! All that to four girls. Fun,crazy and sick were the emotions we felt . My kitchen smelt sensational .The mixture of coconut cream and rum was just wonderful .Thanks to mayowa , who mixed Heaven knows what in a bowl lol . But the result was tasty. The effect was Dramatic .
